As part of the "get myself back together campaign", I've decided to be wary of females. Specifically, I have decided to be wary of females who has problems psychologically, in the sense that they are literally loco. Ever since I got rudely removed from the relationship thingy, I find myself sitting on the sidelines and adopting a more non-chalant viewpoint on things, thus allowing me to observe the people around me a little better. So, there are some girls out there that I think no guy should ever get close to—these are the loco girls that I'm referring to.
But what exactly do I mean when I say that some girl is loco?
It isn't too hard, really, and the observations that I make are not directed at only the females; they apply to folks in general, but as males we might tend to overlook this fact when all the hormones are raging all over the place. Before I get hit with all those sexist allegations, let me state here once and for all that it is just my personal observation.
First off, don't trust girls who ask you to buy alcohol for them so that they can drown their sorrows. I mean it. Anyone who resorts to alcohol as the first resort towards problem solving is definitely one who has serious problems with coping with reality. Responsible and matured folks know that alcohol is not the solution to any problem—all it does is to postpone the reckoning to some other time, it never does make the problem "go away". Since I'm not going for cheap thrills, I'm definitely avoiding this group of females; I have the right to date someone who is more sure of herself, and not be some uncontrollable immature girl that she is.
Secondly, girls who keep on trying to put you down through subtle and not-so-subtle comments/snarky remarks should be treated with caution. These folks probably have some kind of inferiority/superiority complex and want to show how much more "powerful" they are as compared to you, and will make your life ridiculously difficult by making you jump through unnecessary hoops. I mean, come on, relationships are supposed to be partnerships, not some kind of contest to see who is the best; it is really pointless to show that one is much better than the other person because it introduces complications relating to how a person perceives his/her self-worth. Again, I'm not going to get myself to be entangled with females of this sort.
Thirdly, girls who talk to you not because of you being you but you being a manifestation of some weird stereotype should also be treated with caution, particularly if they seem to suggest that they want your attention. These group is dangerous because they are drawn in by some of their own fantasy, and are thus blinded by reality, which means that when that little bubble breaks because you are you and thus do not fit the imagery that they have, you'll be in for a great heart-breaking. Seriously, I'll just talk to them at the very most, maybe flirt around a little for fun, and not take them too seriously.
Fourthly, girls who treat you exceptionally nice. Meaning, if some girl appears to be interested in you for whatever reason, it doesn't mean that they really want to know more about you. I admit for a fact that I am neither a psychologist nor well-versed enough in the way that women think, but I will not be that easily hooked by some girl who appears to be interested in me. I mean, I'm not some poor pathetic soul who needs some loving from some random girl; not all guys are fanboys. Maybe she is just trying to flirt around, test waters, take some chances; I'll just play along, but I'm not expecting much, unless I know her long enough to know what her intentions are.
Inasmuch as it is the right of the girl to determine who she wants to go out with, I think that males have the exact same right to decide who he wants to go out with also. The legions of male folks who are in the traditionally male-dominated fields are not a pathetic bunch that is to be taken advantage of—it is time to even out the playing field again. The idea of female companionship to a male should not be taken as some kind of commodity/edge/advantage to be misused by the females on the supposed helpless horde of geeks—we too have the right to determine who we want to go out with, and to do what when we are with them.
So, can all those inane girls please grow up and leave the hell alone of me if you are loco? I am not your typical geek; there's more in me than you'd ever think that you know. Don't make me do evil things to thwart your stupid plans...
...I never make empty threats.
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